Why? Posted on May 15, 2002 by Gordon Reading time: < 1 min Patently Absurd UK Patent Application No. GB2289222. A fart collecting device. You know, I don’t even think I’ll comment on this… Share this post:TwitterFacebookPocketEmailLike this:Like Loading... Gordon Long time blogger, geek of many things, random photographer and writer of nonsense. Doing my best to find a balance.