[Cue drum roll]
“And the prize for, funniest coverage of the recent earthquake in San Francisco goes to…
[dramatic pause, lengthened because I can’t get the envelope open]
[Cue wild applause and hysterical screaming]
[Cue drum roll]
“And the prize for, funniest coverage of the recent earthquake in San Francisco goes to…
[dramatic pause, lengthened because I can’t get the envelope open]
[Cue wild applause and hysterical screaming]