Go to gym – check

Buy new windscreen wipers for car – check

Fit wipers – check

Discover ANOTHER leak under kitchen sink – check

Realise it’s gonna cost money to fix – check

Decide to leave it until later – check

Answer phone, parents coming over – check

Realise I’ve got work to do – check

Resign myself to fate and a 2 a.m. bedtime – check.

How’s your evening?