OK some local geography for you (this is going somewhere I promise), I live in Hamilton in Scotland. I used to live in a neighbouring village called Bothwell, which is about a 20 min walk or 5 mins in the car away from Hamilton. Bothwell is an affluent area, full of footballers (Rangers and Celtic mainly).

It turns out that, and I’m no great fan but if I’d ONLY KNOWN!, that Claudia Schiffer was in Bothwell yesterday.

Claudia Schiffer. Gorgeous blonde model. Near my home. And I missed it. Typical.