Yesterday:
Kitchen fitters turn up.
Kitchen fitters check the electrics.
Kitchen fitters say we’ll need to get them upgraded.
Kitchen fitters also say that the worktop for the sink area is wrong size, we have 600, should 700.
Kitchen fitters phone warehouse to order new worktop. Earliest it MIGHT be with us is in one week.
Surveyor should’ve checked all this! Louise and Gordon are annoyed.
Gordon will be writing a letter of complaint.
But work still needs done so…
Louise phones electricians.
Electrician comes, looks at job, agrees price and says he’ll turn up tomorrow.
Electrician also says we need to buy more fused switches, one per major appliance due to regulations introduced last year.
Louise and Gordon dash to B&Q to get more switches to match the ones they’ve already bought.
Today (so far):
Gordon went to bank before work to lift cash to pay electrician.
Electrician didn’t turn up.
Gordon can’t write long sentences.
Short sentences are the only way to stop him going ARSEHOLE FUCK BANDIT WANKERS!!!! over and over and over…
UPDATE:
ARSEHOLE FUCK BANDIT WANKERS!!!! ARSEHOLE FUCK BANDIT WANKERS!!!! ARSEHOLE FUCK BANDIT WANKERS!!!! ARSEHOLE FUCK BANDIT WANKERS!!!!
Ahem. Sorry.
Electrician can’t make it. Has rescheduled to next week.
And the worst thing? I’m on antibiotics I can’t even have a bloody drink!!!!