Tag: Toss Monkeys

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Quick roundup
Attracted by the picture of Marilyn Monroe I found that lip size is the key to sexual attraction, which is nice to know.
Whilst on the BBC site, I caught up on the rule changes for Formula One for this season.
I also found a link to an item we bought at the weekend which suggests that, despite arranging an induction at a local gym (for Saturday morning), we are getting lazier.
And another item we purchased for £35 in a one day offer at PC World – thanks for spotting that one Dad (ohh and for going to pick it up too).

Elsewhere, Alex has spotted more Galactic Toss Monkeys, Stuart is considering a hiatus (but Vaughan beat him to it), Mike is awfully quiet, probably recovering after the marathon competition he ran (no not ran a marathon…), Meg has a story about a drum to tell you, and I couldn’t agree more with Dan.

Catch up with the rest of you later – probably when I get back home from Daredevil.

P.S. I’m really trying hard to add title tags to my links, have you noticed?

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Still awake
Been awake since 7:30 a.m., which given the past few days, is something of an achievement. Mind you, I’m off for a snooze now as I can hardly keep my eyes open – hey, it’s hard work catching up, cripes what’s it going to be like when we go on holiday later in the year (Nerja for two weeks).

Ohh and isn’t it just typical, I don’t go online for a few days and the Galactic Toss Monkeys creep further into the psyche… I wonder if anyone at Google has picked up on it yet…

(and while I remember I think it’s “Galactic Toss Monkeys”… ohh darn I was gonna leave this alone wasn’t I… ohh well time for snooze methinks).

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Note to self
Don’t blog when drunk.
Don’t drink on an empty stomach.
Don’t take your credit card online with you when incapacitiatateatededed….
Don’t start writing about consumerism. You can hardly type it right now, let alone say it..
Don’t let friends ‘pop in’ with a nice bottle of wine.

No hang on, that last one’s not quite right

And leave them damned Galactic Toss Monkeys alone… it’s not big and it’s not clever…

(By the way, how did you manage to type this? You can hardly stay awake right now, in fact you should be in bed, mmm bed, dark, comfy, warm…)

(There are better ways of making an idiot of yourself you know, and you really should know better, tsk tsk)

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Mmmmm. bed, dark, comfy, warm…