Acceptance

I can’t help it. It’s not my fault. I try and fight it, honest I do. I do my best but.. well.. I am but a man, there is only so much I can do. Normally I can resist, I mean it’s not like I’ve not had practice at this sort of thing and I’ve tried, god help me, I’ve tried. Alas, I can fight not more. I have succumbed. It is Christmas. The thing is, and I may have mentioned this before, but I live with a Crimbo nutter. Take today for example, we are both have this afternoon off and while I’m not liking the fact I need to go into Glasgow to finish my Christmas shopping, Louise …

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Condoms

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line… Sainsbury condoms – Making life taste better. Tesco condoms – Every little helps. Nike condoms – Just do it. Peugeot condoms – The ride of your life. Galaxy condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC condoms – Finger licking good. Minstrels condoms – Melt in your mouth, not your hands. Safeway condoms – Lightening the load. Abbey national condoms – Because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms – The real thing. Ever ready condoms – Keeps going and going. Pringles condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop. Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper. Goodyear condoms – For …

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Don't worry

I never sleep well when Louise isn’t there. Doubly so tonight. So a quick thank you to Walkers for their Sensation range of crisps (Oven Roasted Chicken and Thyme at the moment), the Coca Cola company for finally giving the UK Diet Vanilla Coke, and Masterfoods for relaunching the dark Mars bar. Yes folks, I’m comforting eating as I can’t sleep.

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