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How the hell? Actually I don’t care, it’s the first time I’ve seen my site listed as Number One on Google!! Woo hoo.

Yes I know I’m not helping by reposting the search terms, but it’s an interesting question don’t ya think? I certainly would like to find out the answer to the question: did Claudia Schiffer do a porn movie…

It is slightly worrying though – I have no idea what kind of people must end up at my site, but I do wonder what they make of it.

bookmark_borderSchiffuuurrrr

OK some local geography for you (this is going somewhere I promise), I live in Hamilton in Scotland. I used to live in a neighbouring village called Bothwell, which is about a 20 min walk or 5 mins in the car away from Hamilton. Bothwell is an affluent area, full of footballers (Rangers and Celtic mainly).

It turns out that, and I’m no great fan but if I’d ONLY KNOWN!, that Claudia Schiffer was in Bothwell yesterday.

Claudia Schiffer. Gorgeous blonde model. Near my home. And I missed it. Typical.