Bad sex award 2018: the contenders in quotes
“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. So so SO very bad.
How to stop your brain’s addiction to bad news
Turn on the news these days and you’d be forgiven for thinking the world is about to end. From politics to climate change to the economy, negative and bad news surrounds us everywhere we go. The problem isn’t just that there are terrible things happening around the world. Worth a thunk. I do some of this already without even realising, self-protection!
Patagonia Donates $10 Million Trump Tax Savings to Green Groups
Outdoor clothing company Patagonia Inc. has committed the $10 million it saved from federal tax cuts championed by President Donald Trump to nonprofit groups who work on conservation and climate issues, according to a LinkedIn post by Chief Executive Officer Rose Marcario. Wonderful. The more I think about the things I buy, the more I care about the people who make them.
Royal Mail delivers: Postman, can you take this to heaven?
A 7-year-old Scottish boy who sent a birthday card to his father in heaven has received a heart-warming reply. The Royal Mail’s Sean Milligan wrote back, saying, “This was a difficult challenge avoiding stars and other galactic objects on route to heaven. Awwwww bless.
Michelle Obama On Lean In: ‘That Shit Doesn’t Work All the Time’
In a December 1 appearance at Brooklyn’s Barclays Center to promote her new book, Becoming, Michelle Obama said what we’ve all been thinking about the concept of having it all: it’s a great big lie. This woman will not be denied. Can you imagine her as President?
The 100 greatest innovations of 2018
Artificial intelligence mastered a lot of tasks in 2018. There are algorithms that win human debates, book dinners, eliminate checkout lines, tend gardens, spot plumbing leaks, and call for help when we trip and fall. But the machines aren’t completely taking over just yet. What the… I did not know a lot of these.
Ada Hegerberg: first women’s Ballon d’Or marred as winner is asked to twerk
Luka Modric ended a decade of dominance by Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo in the Ballon d’Or but the Croatian’s win was overshadowed when the inaugural winner of the women’s award, Ada Hegerberg, was asked to twerk live on stage by the host DJ, Martin Solveig. MEN! FFS, just stop. And why did she have to dance at all?
The Last Curious Man
Chris Bourdain is searching for a word that he cannot quite find. We’re sitting together in a small café in Grand Central Terminal, drinking table wine and talking about his late older brother, Anthony. Now the hubbub about him has quietened a little, some more thoughtful articles are appearing.
Beneath the Surface of Bruce Springsteen
The first time I meet Bruce Springsteen is backstage at the Walter Kerr Theatre in New York, where he is in the homestretch of performing his one-man show, Springsteen on Broadway. Actual legend. Not a massive fan of his music but seems like a genuinely wonderful human.
Finally, the Self-Driving Car
Across Arizona Avenue from Waymo’s self-driving-car showroom sits the Crowne Plaza San Marcos hotel, which is allegedly haunted. According to employees and guests, the ghost can move plates, knock phones off cradles, even—helpfully!—fold clothes. And so it begins.
52 things I learned in 2018
This year I edited another book, worked on fascinating projects at Fluxx, and learned learnings. Again with the learning of things I did not know. I love lists like this.
Who decides what words mean
Decades before the rise of social media, polarisation plagued discussions about language. By and large, it still does. Everyone who cares about the topic is officially required to take one of two stances. A hot topic if ever I heard one.
Big tech has your kid’s data — and you probably gave it to them
Many parents today enjoy posting about their family on social media. But along with those adorable photos, they are sharing crucial data about their children that big tech companies are harvesting. One for the new and soon-to-be parents. Shouldn’t we be letting the kids make that decision when they are old enough?
Lunch with M.
One afternoon last month, a woman in her early thirties, with shoulder-length blond hair and large brown eyes, arrived at Jean Georges, on the ground floor of the Trump International Hotel, in midtown Manhattan. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a Michelin starred restaurant. Sounds fun though.