bookmark_borderWeekend Reading

  • Why Is It You Can Sense When Someone’s Staring at You?
    Say you’re engrossed in a task, scrolling through your phone or reading a book. Suddenly that creepy, prickly feeling grabs hold of you. Someone’s staring. You turn to find out who it is. Be they friend or foe, the feeling itself seems like an eerie sort of 6th sense.
    Wait, what, you mean this isn’t just me?!

  • 80+ Epic Design Fails You’ll Find Hard To Believe Actually Happened
    For the LOLs

  • How Can We Live Beautifully in an Age of Vitriol?
    These are days of snark and bluster. How do we live better and communicate more beautifully?
    Social media is amazing. Social media sucks. Like anything, balance can be found.

  • 30+ diversity and inclusion activists and organisations I look up to
    I’m not a massive fan of listicles, and I feel like they could become exclusionary very easily, but I wanted to talk about a few individuals and organisations I look up to on a daily basis in the space of diversity and inclusion.
    Expand your bubble.

  • Google ‘drops everything’ to fix burger emoji
    Google CEO Sundar Pichai has tasked employees returning to work on Monday morning with one key objective: fix the burger emoji. The tech giant’s big cheese (sorry) stepped in after a tweet from author Thomas Baekdal highlighted inconsistencies in different tech companies’ burger construction.
    Good grief. I mean look how awful it looks. Glad Google is focusing on the important stuff…

  • Why Americans have stopped eating leftovers
    American consumers throw away 27 million tons of food each year, according to the food waste coalition ReFED, clogging landfills, generating greenhouse gasses, and costing the economy an estimated $144 billion. The solution, however, could be simple: get people to eat leftovers again.
    I’m pretty guilty of this. Mostly batch cooking for one = boredom of the same base meal 3/4 nights in a row.

  • France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants
    France’s much-loved croissant au beurre has run up against the forces of global markets. Finding butter for the breakfast staple has become a challenge across France.
    Sacre bleu!!

  • Kate Maltby: Damian Green probably has no idea how awkward I felt
    Westminster is an unpleasant place this week. After the Weinstein scandal we are asking new questions about the sexual abuse of power: all to the good. But for women who work in SW1, especially those of us who are outspoken feminists, everyone has particular questions.
    More reports. How the media is handling this is unsettingly awful.

  • Sony’s Aibo Robotic Dog Is Back, With Some New Tricks
    Sony Corp. is bringing back its iconic robotic dog, aibo. The new version (which Sony is marketing as “aibo” instead of the prior “AIBO”) comes equipped with a powerful computer chip, OLED displays for eyes and the ability to connect to mobile networks.
    But can it fetch me a beer?!

  • The worst Halloween candy can also put you in the hospital if you eat too much
    Even if you’re going to gorge on candy this Halloween, there’s one type you should absolutely only eat in moderation. On Oct. 30, the US Food and Drug Administration issued a reminder that black licorice poses serious health risks if eaten in excess.
    1. It’s liquorice (stoopid merkins) 2. It’s disgusting anyway, who cares?

  • A Japanese convenience store used drones to deliver fried chicken to Fukushima
    Almost seven years after the nuclear meltdown in Japan’s northeastern Fukushima prefecture that was triggered by an earthquake and tsunami, life is very slowly returning to normal. But in some areas, the conveniences of Japan’s ubiquitous convenience stores remain out of reach.
    Whilst it’s a frivolous headline, it has deeper meaning and offers some hope for remote areas

  • The Radical Paintings of Laura Owens
    Serious but friendly, a woman who rarely jokes but readily laughs, the Los Angeles artist Laura Owens, forty-seven years old, was pleasantly dishevelled in mom attire: shirt, baggy shorts, sneakers, big glasses.
    Love or loathe. The attitude is what sells this for me.

  • I spent a week with 8,000 worshippers of the fake, fantastical cult of zumba
    If going to church called for sweatbands instead of prayer books, salsa music in the place of scripture, and a near-insane amount of neon, it might look something like this.
    Ugh. Looks horrific. Sounds horrific. Yeah same reasons ‘religion’ doesn’t sit well with me.

  • Nigella delights the nation by using her spiralizer to make chips 
    When Nigella Lawson pulled a spiralizer out of an enormous wooden cupboard on her new TV show, At My Table, last night, I tensed up. I have loved Nigella for as long as I can remember because she gives us all permission to eat and enjoy food without feeling guilty about it.
    Love or loathe. CARBS ALWAYS WIN

  • Watch a Step-by-Step Breakdown of La La Land‘s Incredibly Complex, Off Ramp Opening Number
    La La Land, writer and director Damien Chazelle’s award-winning Valentine to Hollywood musicals, attracted legions of fans upon its release last December.
    One of my favourite movies of last year, this opening number was incredible.

  • Astro-Matic Baseball: Houston’s Grand Experiment
    In the late 1980s, when people got too drunk and were kicked out of the other casinos in Lake Tahoe, they ended up at High Sierra, a place where there was no such thing as being too drunk. Sometimes they staggered over to a blackjack table manned by a young dealer named Sig Mejdal.
    I’m not a baseball fan, but this is incredible story from a few years ago, that just came true.

  • Inside The Great Poop Emoji Feud
    It’s been a trying year for the world’s most visible institutions. Congressional gridlock, partisan divide, and federal indictments torment Washington.
    Poop? POOP? It’s POO, drop that last P! Whaddya mean I’m focusing on the wrong thing?

bookmark_borderOctober in review

Lived

Highlights

My birthday month, something I am increasingly not bothered about celebrating (hence why it doesn’t pop up on Facebook) and a few gigs as we start to roll into gig season. Weezer were fab, Grizzly Bear were ok. Also got some more tickets for gigs next year, nothing major really… Roger Waters, Foo Fighters, just small gigs… tell that to my bank account mind you.

And despite ordering it weeks in advance, the Halloween costume I ordered failed to show in time for the party I was attending, but my backup t-shirt was just fine (simply read ‘Error 404 – Costume not found’).

Gym is still a thing. Feels like I’m turning a corner with it, three times a week now.

Caught up with a guy I went to school with, hadn’t seen him since then so was both odd and familiar in a weird way.

Ohh and finally got a contract extension for 6 months to see me through to next year. Makes Xmas a little more relaxed.

Stepcount: 265,833.

Read

The Loney
My choice for book club and I enjoyed it. A dark story that slowly gets darker and darker, touching on religious fanaticism and a very mature young boy and his brother as they travel to a religious retreat. The events that unfold are a little too telegraphed but I liked this. Some good writing and a reasonable story.

Watched

Stranger Things. No, not the second series, the first. I hadn’t watched it as I didn’t really think it was my thing but, and I’m only a few episodes in, I’m really enjoying it. It’s not as ‘horror’ as I’d been made to believe, but is nicely weird with that wonderful 80s theme going on. Yeah, ok, you were all right, it’s fab!

Also good

  • Thor: Ragnarok – Utterly silly big movie stuff this, but it’s funny, self-deprecating and fun. I do like that the ‘Avengers’ movies each have their own styles (Thor = big and fun, Captain America = dour and lifeless?)
  • Blue Planet II – always MUST WATCH TV and with the advances in technology there is some stunning imagery. Fascinating, engaging, and informative.

Listened

Weezer. Mostly. To prepare for the gig. Also some Grizzly Bear for the same reason.

Nothing notably new that stuck though, but then I didn’t really go looking for anything this month, too much else going on.

bookmark_borderProduct delights

I don’t think it’ll come as any surprise that I take great delight in finding small improvements in the items I own, especially as I’ve written about this before. I’m always curious about this kind of thing, where design meets functionality, and the benefits it can bring.

That said, most of the time when it comes to finding simpler things I end up replacing something I currently use with a newer, better, item and that usually means accepting a compromise of some soft. The balance is finding where that compromise will give me better form or function, over the aesthetical elements of the item. It’s not often you find something that hits both (design aesthetics are a very personal thing after all) but sometimes, if you are lucky, you get both in one item, with improvements to function that also delights with form everytime you use it.

In my mind the merging of those two aspects of a product are the key to making something, like a key fob, delightful. I guess when people talk about product design, that’s what they really mean. When you use a product that works perfectly for what it was designed, that looks good and feels good, and you get a little moment of delight everytime? That’s the type of product I’m talking about. It doesn’t need to be big, or expensive, or flashy, in fact I don’t think those types of products would have the same sense of satisfaction as these smaller, simpler items I’ve been finding. Maybe it’s because they scratch an itch/remove a little moment of annoyance, but whatever the reason, it is immensely satisfying to find them.

For most of the things that fall into this vague category of “things I wish were simpler/better”, there is usually a driver for the change and it’s almost always a repeating annoyance that will eventually tip me over the edge (*). For everyday items (like wallets or key fobs) I’ve always managed to find a product that addresses my needs one way or another, and so I have to presume that I’m not the only person experiencing these (admittedly mild) daily annoyances or these products wouldn’t exist.

Mind you, the day I don’t find something is the day I become an inventor and make millions!

And yet it’s not always an annoyance that brings one of these discoveries to bear. Sometimes these useful things just fall into your lap even though you didn’t realise that the item they were replacing was in need of replacement. Of course when I say ‘fall into your lap’ what I really mean is that they are gifted to you by your parents when they return from their holiday at Lake Garda.

My parents are well-mannered, thoughtful and all round lovely people (I’m the black sheep of the family obviously). They are the type of thoughtful people who will always (even if you mention that they don’t need to bother) bring you back a ‘wee something’ when they’ve been away on holiday. I tend to get polo shirts, the occasional wallet, and the last time they returned they gave me a belt.

It’s a nice belt, black leather with an anodised buckle, Italian in style. It looks good as far as belts go but beyond that it’s just a belt, so when I got home that evening I dumped it on top of my chest of drawers with nary a thought.

The next morning I decided to try the new belt – purely because it was sitting there in view – and slipped it through the loops in my trousers. It was only when I went to buckle it up I realised there something odd… where were the holes? What the hell was this weird buckle mechanism all about?

Turns out that my parents had (unwittingly wittingly! According to my Dad, sorry Dad!) bought me track belt, an almost fully adjustable belt that uses a ‘track’ of ridges and a simple spring loaded locking mechanism, similar to a ratchet. This means it’s better than a traditional ‘hole punched’ belt because it’s far more adjustable, and better than a sliding/teeth gripping style belt as it won’t slip open.


I’ve worn the new belt almost constantly for the last few weeks and it was only when I went to switch it out for a brown belt last weekend that I realised that, without me really noticing, this new belt was actually fixing an annoyance, an annoyance I’ve lived with all my adult life; traditional belts suck.

It may be down to my physiology (I carry all my fat in my belly) but traditional prong and hole style belts are either not quite tight enough, or too tight. In the past I’ve just punched additional holes (my Dad has, for some reason, a tool for this exact job) but even then you are always compensating depending on the thickness of the clothes you wear, or (more likely) if you’ve just had a big meal or not.

Not so with a track belt. The ridges inside the belt (the track) are usually only a few millimetres apart so it’s far more adjustable and after a couple of weeks going back to a traditional belt is an annoyance and doesn’t feel as comfortable or secure. Why would anyone want to use one of these?

I’m loving it so much I’ve ordered a second (in brown) and will ditch all my other belts in favour of these style of belts.

Simple things, small pleasures, every day. Delightful.


For those who liked the Trove wallet I mentioned previously, they’ve recently started a Kickstarter for a newer version. Not sure I’m a fan of them adding the pullout tab but I’m tempted to get one to see.

bookmark_borderTrainspotting at the Citizens Theatre

We all know Trainspotting, the movie. Based on an angry novel that rails against, well, pretty much everything it can, it hit a stylistic note that resonated, exposing the gritty side of life we all know lies beneath the social media glimmer.

This stage adaptation of the novel is a different beast, sticking closer to the novel and revealing two scenes which punch a darker, more twisted view on an already dark tale. However, for all the horror and despair, there are genuine moments of hilarity to balance them out. I definitely didn’t think I’d spend quite as much time laughing as I did.

Testament to the performances for helping move us from laughter to tears in short measure (the ‘baby death’ scene remains a harrowing, visceral moment), and it’s worth noting that most of the actors pull double, triple, and quadruple in one case, shift to keep the story moving as bit part characters drop in and out.

The staging echoes the overarching mood, harsh realities picked out in fluorescent, and some of the more powerful scenes are all the more striking for it. There is no hiding place for the audience here, nothing is shied away from, be it the desperate struggle to recover lost suppositories from ‘that’ toilet, to the moment Renton has sex with his dead brothers wife, right on his coffin.

Comparisons with the movie are easy to make (and lord knows a lot of the audience clearly had that frame of reference in mind as they whispered and giggled their way through the entire performance) but the latter mentioned scene was among the more powerful. I’d include the monologue from ‘Alison’ as she recovers from the death of her baby and a new life stretching ahead of her, all the while dealing with the type of asshole men that are writ large in the news at present.

As the closing scenes played out, I was left with a sense of a revitalised story, a raw view of how friendships can change and how ultimately we are all surviving as best we can, no matter what choices we have to make.

bookmark_borderWeekend Reading

  • Single, Unemployed and Suddenly Myself
    I was 37, single, unemployed and depressed because in a couple of months I was going to be moving out of my studio apartment on East 23rd Street in Manhattan and in with my mother in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.
    Reading more and more articles about this kinda thing. Resonating.

  • Dogs have pet facial expressions to use on humans, study finds
    Showing tongues and puppy eyes, and facial movement in general, was more likely when scientists faced the animals, suggesting conscious communication.
    But LOOKIT SOOOO CUTE WIF DEM EYES!!!

  • Kids? Just say no
    In 2006, I published a book called Better Never to Have Been. I argued that coming into existence is always a serious harm. People should never, under any circumstance, procreate – a position called ‘anti-natalism’.
    This doesn’t entirely match why we (my ex-wife and I) chose not to have kids, but some of it rings true.

  • For Guys Reading #MeToo Testimonies
    First, read the #metoo stories on your Facebook or Twitter feed. Read about the bosses and teachers and neighbors and friends who have sexually harassed and assaulted the people you know and maybe even love. Pay special attention to the stories. You will see patterns.
    I’m still reeling from last week. This week is no better. But that’s the point.

  • Sarah Solemani: ‘The TV and film industries are toxic – and it starts in the audition room’
    The Harvey Weinstein scandal puts us at a crossroads. Can we remake the industry? My first experience of sexism in showbusiness came early, when I was 19. I was invited to the director’s house for dinner, just the two of us. He cooked. It was delicious.
    More strong voices on this.

  • Woe is Man
    It seems then that the average heterosexual British man, be he a journalist or not, is in considerable peril. Giles Coren and Brendan O’Neill have observed the Kriss and Myers cases and decided they constitute a threat.
    Wonderful takedown of those proposing that ‘men’ are under threat. I am a ‘man’ and we SHOULD be under threat for all the horrific behaviours we perpetrate.

  • Why You Shouldn’t Buy a “New” Book on Amazon
    Amazon, a company Jeff Bezos invented to piss off everyone in the book industry simultaneously, likes to make books as cheap as possible. To that end, this spring they moved third-party options up to the top of the page, sometimes even listing third-party sellers as the default buying option.
    I REALLY need to get off the Amazon wagon.

  • Bento Stack for Apple Accessories
    Function 101 is a team within the Apple industry that shares one common thread –  a passion for Apple products. We are the guys and gals that stay up until midnight to order the new iPhone or Apple Watch…and always looking for the trendiest accessories to go with them.
    More a bookmark for myself but thought others might appreciate this (I really need to get off the Apple wagon… nah!)

  • The Gift of Death
    Pathological consumption has become so normalised that we scarcely notice it. There’s nothing they need, nothing they don’t own already, nothing they even want.
    I am still down-sizing my possessions. It’s not always easy, but focussing on WHY I want to buy something (do I need it, or just want it) helps.

  • Scenes I expect to see now a female Doctor has an older, white, male companion
    The Doctor comes up with a brilliant plan, which everyone ignores until Graham repeats it word for word. Graham explains time travel to the Doctor.
    Hahahaa…. oh god this isn’t funny at all.

  • In a Distracted World, Solitude Is a Competitive Advantage
    Technology has undoubtedly ushered in progress in a myriad of ways. But this same force has also led to work environments that inundate people with a relentless stream of emails, meetings, and distractions.
    Less is more. Definitely feels like a ‘life path’ for me at the moment.

  • Like to sing in your car? Montreal man says he was ticketed for Everybody Dance Now sing-along
    Taoufik Moalla may have just been letting the rhythm move him. But that didn’t stop Montreal police from giving the 38-year-old father of two a ticket after pulling him over near his home in Saint-Laurent.
    Man, I’d have been banned YEARS ago if they did this over here!!

  • Making Progress
    Ohhhh how I laugh/cried at this! (read the tooltip too).

  • Inner Peace
    “Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotions.”
    A simple quote. A powerful message. (more on this soon)

  • Men photographed in crocodile trap dubbed ‘idiots of the century’
    Photos of the men swimming around and even climbing into the trap at the Port Douglas Marina have surfaced online, leaving the mayor of Douglas Shire, Julia Leu, stunned. “I was absolutely gobsmacked, this is incredibly stupid and dangerous behaviour.”
    Alas no Darwin awards were handed out. Yet.

  • The Power of Inclusion at Astral AR
    Recently, we featured the co-founders of Backstage Capital portfolio company Astral AR on Mission & Values, one of our podcasts. Astral AR is a remarkable startup — they make drones designed to save human lives.
    We need more articles about companies like this.

  • Boko Haram strapped suicide bombs to them. Somehow these teenage girls survived.
    The girls didn’t want to kill anyone. They walked in silence for a while, the weight of the explosives around their waists pulling down on them as they fingered the detonators and tried to think of a way out. It was all happening so fast.
    Warning: this is horrific.

  • The Future of Online Dating Is Unsexy and Brutally Effective
    When I give the dating app LoveFlutter my Twitter handle, it rewards me with a 28-axis breakdown of my personality: I’m an analytic Type A who’s unsettlingly sex-focused and neurotic (99th percentile).
    Can machines find me love? Given they still sometimes struggle to turn my lights on, I’m a little wary…

  • Spend More Time Alone
    I recently read three books on the topic of solitude. Two were actually titled Solitude, while the third, and most recently published, was titled Lead Yourself First — which is pitched as a leadership guide, but is actually a meditation on the value of being alone with your thoughts.
    I enjoy being alone. Not all the time, but I’m becoming much more comfortable just being with ‘me’.

  • Building Googletown
    Last month, at an event in San Francisco, Sidewalk Labs CEO Dan Doctoroff discussed how his company—a subsidiary of Google parent company Alphabet—was pursuing one of the tech industry’s recurring fantasies: building its own city.
    Hello future dystopian nightmare cityscape!

  • Scientists made robotic bees to one day study the ocean
    What’s better than a robot inspired by bees? A robot inspired by bees that can swim.
    Awww cute lil… ohhh wait, nope, they are not cute at all. BOOOOOO

bookmark_borderWeezer

As a packed out Academy sang along with the final refrain of the evening, myself included in my usual slightly off-key baritone, Weezer acknowledged the crowd with well deserved smiles I stood and let the memories of twenty plus years wash over me.


From the minute they stepped on the stage, ripping their way through the first few tracks without pause, it was clear this band were exactly as you expected them, only louder. Sometimes this doesn’t work if the band can’t bring an extra dimension to their songs, but sometimes it does and a lot of that is down to the strength of the songs themselves.

Weezer sit in my record library in the category best defined as ‘not played all that often but when I remember about them I love every track’. Their riff heavy pop songs play to a sweet spot in my musical psyche and the slightly offsetting visual of the short, geek spectacled, slight lead sing and songwriter thrashing out some stupidly catchy chord sequences, only made the energy coming from the stage all the more obvious.

Watching a live band settle into a gig is always fascinating, and after those first quick fire tracks despite Weezer showed now sign of abating, cramming 21 songs into a 90 minute set, you could see their energy levels rise to meet where the bouncing fans were from the outset.

But it’s not just noisy guitars, oh no, that River guy knows how to write a catchy rephrase and almost every song was sung back at the band word for perfect word. The setlist also had a good rhythm to it, letting both band and audience breathe when needed, before heading straight back into massive riffs.

Lacking a flamboyant front man, Weezer stick to what they know best, good simple rock songs and sometimes that’s all you need to send a hot, sweaty, happy crowd out into the Glasgow rain to cool off.


Addendum: Rivers Cuomo features in an episode of Song Exploder discussing his song writing approach in general, and how ‘Summer Elaine and Drunk Dori’ was created.