Dear Comment Spammer

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To the lovely people who have left some comments on my blog recently, and who may be wondering why they haven’t appeared.

It’s because you have a URL that takes me to a completely unrelated product website.

That and it’s obvious that you’ve not fully read the blog post in question.

I realise you are, probably, getting paid for this, and my hope is that having received no referrer links from this website, you’ll realise that there is no point in continuing to leave comments here.

Besides, of the 14 people who read this website, few would really want to click through to the weird mix of product websites you purport to represent.

Please don’t take any of this personally, but please just sod off!

Ohh, and have a very Merry Christmas!

2 thoughts on “Dear Comment Spammer

  1. graybo

    You underestimate your readers. I’m actually very interested in spanners, butter knives, buy-to-let mortgages or whatever else they may be offering. This is because I am (a) an information sponge and (b) more interested in prevaricating than doing anything constructive.

  2. anna

    Oh, my dear boy.
    Like they can read! In English!
    Your words are wasted upon them.

    Although they do remind me of a post on “great PR requests in blogland” I have been meaning to write. The ones where they email you, try to flatter you with mentioning something they’ve read in one of the top two posts on your blog, say they relate to it and then ask you to plug their product. One time, I got “I laughed myself silly at your post about woolly hats on little red boat! I wear hats, too!”, which was fine, but…

    For my part, I’ll never forget “Dear Anna, Aw! Sorry to hear your depression’s been bad recently! I get sad too! I’m writing to you about our new continental lager, do you think you might…”

    Which basically ended my relationship with them lot forever.

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