Why didn’t someone say! (ohh someone did).
It’s Friday the 13th, people. Avoid ladders, salt, mirrors, cats of dark hues and cracks in the pavement. If you are reading this from your house GO BACK TO BED. If you are reading this in bed don’t rub it in, ya lazy bugger…
Anyway, if you want me I’ll be hiding under my desk (I may venture out for a cake though, it IS Friday after all…).