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Have you heard? I just read it on the BBC News website? Really? Yahoo says it won’t happen? Noooo! Well Ananova says it has a confirmed source? Reuters reported it this morning….

The news headlines zip across the screen, constantly changing, constantly being revised, and you watch the news shape and form into coherent stories right before your eyes. You can watch/read whilst an elderly man is mugged, then collapses, then is attacked, then dies. The headlines revolve as more information arrives.

It gets to the point that you are never really sure what is actually happening until the timeline and facts fall into place. That’s the problem, all this instant access to information isn’t helping us, it’s confusing us. Death tolls rise by the minute, eye witnesses are found and quoted then replaced by expert opinions. Rumours grow and evolve at a startling rate, as the news develops before your eyes.

I rarely comment on recent events here anymore, quite simply because I don’t follow the news as closely as I used to preferring the paper in the morning, the established stories at lunchtime and the headlines in the evening. My eyes flicker up the screen to the scrolling text declaring oil price rises, stabbings, convictions, death, murder, mutilation and more, and I force them back down. Down to something real, something with depth, something I can understand entirely in the now, rather than something I have to piece together as it expands in a myriad of possible new directions.

We live in THE information age and, frankly, sometimes I just want to stop the boat mid-stream and dive over into that cool, clear, empty water.

bookmark_borderJust checking

You do read the wonderful dooce: the softer side of cyncial, don’t you?

You don’t? Head over there at once, pausing only to swallow that mouthful of tea, lest you inadvertantly spray your keyboard, your monitor and an unsuspecting (if not completely undeserving) colleague. ‘Tis funny. VERY funny. With a capital F.

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bookmark_borderGlass is half full

“Did you know” she casually mentioned, “that we’ve now known each other for 15 years.”

I paused, considered the information (checked my maths) and replied:
“That means we have known each other for more than half our lives now. Wow.”

“Yeah… wow” she smiled.

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bookmark_borderI, Human

Just back from watching I, Robot.

It’s a blockbuster Hollywood movie. What can I say? Effects are startlingly convincing to the point I almost forgot ‘Sonny’ didn’t exist. Will Smith is a bit more subdued, think he was trying for moody but came off as bored, and well.. that’s about it. A good diversion for a couple of hours.

We also had fun playing with the newly arrived iTrip on the journey to the cinema. Will make long car journeys much more fun, 5,000 tracks on shuffle, no yakking radio DJs. Bliss.

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bookmark_borderI, Robot

I, Robot

Isaac Asimov meet Hollywood. Hollywood meet Isaac Asimov.. ohh HOW rude!!

Will Smith in yet another big blockbuster movie, ohh and he gets his bum out in this one. Ohh yeah, the story.. robots good, man bad.. robots might be bad, man good?.. robots .. man.. look, go read the book the film is based on.

In saying that, the movie rips along from action scene to action scene and is very well produced, and the effects are jaw droppingly effective to the point that you do actually forget that one of the robot characters isn’t actually there (achieved by having the actor who voiced him actually appear in the scene then digitally replacing him). For it’s type it is good, and worth a watch. I’d warn against expecting anything ground breaking but then, you weren’t expecting anything like that, were you?