Think I got too much sun yesterday, or maybe it was the running around playing football in 31C temperatures… either way I’m off for a cool shower and a lie down. These can tide you over:
Penis is a competitive beast – to be filed under, too much information.
Airdrie United gets strip club sponsor – if you’ve ever been to Airdrie or, better still, seen them play football, you’ll appreciate how funny this is (especially the first sentence of the quote).
Make your own underwear – ohh just because, alright?