It's just not cricket!

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So the Beeb have tracked down the man who made Rusedski swear (and gone to some trouble to do it as well).

Mr. Zilionis (for it was he) has been living in the UK for 10 years. Obviously he hasn’t quite grasped the culture properly. Every good Englishman knows (so I’m told) that if you do something as heinous as destroy the sporting chances of one of ‘the lads’, the LAST thing you do is own up to it. You skulk off in shame.

However, in the celebrity society of today, it’s not really a surprise to see him come forward is it? Right, which tabloid is gonna give him £10,000 for ‘his story’…