Men are from Mars

OK, I can’t afford what I wanted to get Louise for her birthday (well not a decent one anyway). But it turns out that I don’t need to worry about it too much. You see “Men believe that they score highly with women when they do something big. Everything, whether big or small, scores one point with women” so I don’t need to worry about getting a big present, loads of little ones will serve me better.

Good to know eh… well here are 13 other useful pointers for you. And yes, we do have the book at home, and no I’ve never read it. I’ll make do with Louise telling me to disappear to my cave (read room where my home PC is…), and that I’ve not to give her solutions to any of the problems she moans about.

Right, off to go and catch my lunch, maybe club a fair maiden over the head too…