Breaking news

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Reported sightings, as yet unsubstantiated by this reporter, of erroneous layout in this very site have been received. The ‘quote’ faction appears to be making headway into the main page despite efforts to thwart its advance. It is understood that a major assault may be underway, and a new division (div) will be added to try and contain these advances.

More on this later.