Can’t seem to get going today at all. Feeling melancholic.
So what seems to be the problem?
Well Doctor I just feel apathetic and listless and, well, I just want to wallow in self-pity for a while, maybe sit in a darkened room for the rest of the day.
Ahhh, you seem to be melancholic. I can give you an injection to help with that. If you’ll just bend over…
Crap. I shouldn’t even post this. But I will.
I think a chocolate boost is required. Anyone wanna split a Kit-Kat with me?