Nerds R Us
Over at curious frog the question You Might Be A Nerd If… is pondered.

Much as I would like to give some specific examples, the person in question, might, eh, um, that is, well, read, maybe, no let me start… will if he, emm, reads… yes, reads this… then.. well from the view that… ehhhh….

(Sorry, work colleagues should know who I mean, but no names!)