Embarassing moments #287
True story: A woman walks into a newsagents, spys her husband perusing the computer magazines. Walks up behind him and pinches his bum. “Hey sexy, how are you?” she says.
The stranger turns round and replies “Much better now thanks” and, with a big grin, walks off to purchase his magazine.

Sorry I can’t supply names or my Mum will get embarassed all over again…