Shopping Hell

I can commiserate fully with this, and I can ever offer a potential (limited) solution. Shop at a 24-hour store. My local Asda is open 24hrs, and there is no greater pleasure than meandering round at 1 a.m., stopping randomly, at times for no other reason than you can. Admittedly you do have to negotiate…Continue reading Shopping Hell


Friday night. A work colleague’s 40th, several beers (and the creation of the Crushinator) then onto a house warming party. Home by 2:30 a.m. Hungover already covered, thanks for the cures guys! Saturday night. Dinner at brother-in-laws (a superb home cooked Indian meal), several bottles of red wine, back to in-laws house, where we were…Continue reading Weekender

That reminds me

Must dig out the spandex wrestling outfit, maybe it’s time for a comeback. Or maybe not. [This post will not make sense unless you were one of the 4 people involved in the conversation in the October Cafe in Princes Square, Glasgow, at around 6:30pm on Friday evening. Suffice to say I AM THE CRUSHINATOR!]…Continue reading That reminds me


Feel bleuch. Belly is gurgling, head is fuzzy, mouth feels like the proverbial arab’s sandshoe. There is only one thing for it. One Large Chocolate Milkshake from McDonalds. I’m not sure why, but it works for me. What’s your best hangover cure?

Past Times

I’m terrible at keeping records, I’ve been hunting through disks and CDs at home trying to find previous versions of this site. Found a couple but still looking – I’m putting together a little retrospective you see. What’s scary is that some of them are still there.