Do Not Buy this DVD!

Released today, the Lord of the Rings will no doubt break all sorts of records. However I strongly urge you to be strong and not succumb.

Why?

Simple. Wait until November 12th and get the four-disc edition instead! (Or the box set of the four disc, hey it’s up to you).

OK, my good deed is done, I’ll sit back and watch the dent in sales that follows.