Spam

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I’ve been receiving some spam recently (not including Pink’s email which did raise a.. smile…).

I don’t normally read spam, but every now and then, I open one:

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From: John [mailto:siygjohn@hotmail.com]
Sent: 18 July 2002 13:58
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: Recommendation

Hello Jennifer,
I hope I’ve got your email correctly.

OK, from our experience Accommodation Line has the most rewording affiliate program. They pay 8% commissions for each booking. Plus you get paid again when the person referred by you comes back and makes another booking! Here is the link:
http://www.accomline.com/enter.asp?id=5433&ru=affiliates.asp

Let me know what you think.

John

———– %< ----------- Jennifer?! WTF!!!

(Mind you, depending on how an 8% commission worked out, I could be a Jennifer for a while…)