Random burblings since 1999
It’s a two-zip scenario.
Unless anyone can re-send me the alternative Brazil vs Scotland match thoughts from France 1998, which featured the thoughts that ran through the Scottish players heads as they faced the mighty Brazil (memory-jogger if you read it: John Collins permanently worrying about how he looked) then this little piece has to be the funniest World Cup related piece I’ve seen so far.
Some recent google seaches, and yes I’m fully aware that listing them here, will only perpetuate their continued appearance on my site.
“something nice to look at” – hope they weren’t disappointed
“world.cup conspiracy mafia” – obviously didn’t work as Italy are out!
“something fun on Friday night” – well it has been known
“pics of kylie’s bum” – if you find any let me know!
“something” – You found it, well done!!!
“mp3 download sugababes run for cover” – Nope sorry
“Spanking Schoolkids Pics” – ewww – go away and never come back.
“chimpanzee pics humor funny” – what like the old PG Tips adverts?
“Kylie’s bum photos” – I see a theme developing here…
“LAKERS 3-peat pictures” – GO LAKERS!!! But sorry no pics..
“animated gif, sopranos” – Hmmm odd one this, the TV series or Pavarotti
“jamiroquai video love fool download” – Nope sorry
“kirsty gallacher and photos and Daily Sport” – As if the lovely Ms.Gallacher would lower herself to the Daily Sport!
“”David Gallagher” in Underwear” – ehhh worrying to say the least
“horny kirsty gallacher” – ohh right I get it now…
“illegal mp3 download “after dark” free” – no, no and no. I think.
“David Gallagher pics” – who is this man?
So, in the hopes of continued bizarre search results (and cos I like to screw with things like this):
Naked Kylie pics porn MP3 illegal spanking sopranos kirsty gallacher animated horny sugababes mafia conspiracy something video fool download free dark after David Gallagher Lakers.
Right that should do it (notice how I didn’t add anything more obvious like boobies, custard, money, news, or any further mentions of porn… ohh crap…).
P.S. That’s also the second time I’ve used ‘whore’ today (yeah yeah, now it’s the third…).
Filed under: You learn something new every day.
Banknotes Legal tender & the Promise to Pay. Fascinating. Well OK, not really, but I’m sure it will come in handy someday… no?
Received this from a close friend
“You’ve been a great friend to me, been there when I needed you and helped me out. You mean so much to me it’s hard to put into words. If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one lifejacket left, you know, I’d really fucking miss you.”
That’s what friends are for, making you laugh.
New to the world of ‘blogs/weblogs/personal sites’? Or just want to whore yourself to all the ‘stars’ of this strange virtual community we occupy (if it’s even that…)?
Check out Blog.Elements.
Bad morning – scroll down for more about that.
Bad meetings – is it just me or does the word management imply certain things? (Yes I know I’ve asked this before, but, well, ahhh forget it.. you know what I mean).
And now my back hurts. Normally my back starts hurting around Thursday afternoon, or at the very latest Friday afternoon but not Monday afternoon, that’s far too early. I won’t stand for it either. My back can just sort itself out! Pull yourself together you silly spinal column you!
Feck.
It’s days like these I need a good laugh. It’s days like these I’m glad Anna is sailing her little red boat. Thanks Anna!